So....I never thought I'd be teaching kindergarten. I also never thought I'd be a blogger. Kindergarten teachers were for the Jim Brewer character in Half Baked type who don't have a care in the world, love 5-year-olds and are high for 15 out of the 17 hours their awake. Kindergarten teachers, in my mind were basically exemplified babysitters teaching how to be nice. And bloggers....oh bloggers. Bloggers in my opinion are post-emos who are not quite over their teenage angst, but have found a love for the English language and have finally found their way to communicate with the world...THANK YOU GMAIL BLOG/BLOGGER/BLOGSPOT. No one in their right mind would ever want to read about someone else's life and experiences over the internet EVERY SINGLE DAY. I just didn't get it.
Anyway, I never thought I'd be one of THESE, but here I am, writing about my troubled kindergarten class (life) so my mom, sister, dad and THE WORLD can empathize with me and read about my awesome classroom every day. I won't pretend that I have any sort of literary skill, so don't be too harsh if you see some grammatical mestakes or spellings wrongly done badly.
Oh, and sorry to those who I may have offended with my pre-conceived notions of kindergarten teachers or bloggers. I am wrong and am now one of you, hope you let me into the club.
Anthony Rushing is my favorite brother. He has been making me laugh for I think about 24 years. In fact, I think he makes me laugh more than just about anybody. Honestly, yes, I had the same feeling about bloggers that he did in the past, and actually I still do. Haha. That's why I was hoping he would blog because I thought he would fit right in. . . just kidding :) Looking forward to reading!
ReplyDeleteYahoo! Anthony's blog! I know this will be my favorite blog because it is the ONLY one I will read. I wonder if maybe the phrase "so don't be too harsh if you see some grammatical mestakes or spellings wrongly done badly" was written for me, so I won't tell you about the 14 mistakes I found! (Just kidding, there were only 10) Bring it on! tell us stories about 20 5-year-olds!
ReplyDeleteAre Mestakes like rib-I-stakes, or tent stakes, or stake-outs? If I have wrongly done badly, then I'm sorry if I have offended you; I neither have pre-conceived notions of bloggers or kindergarten teachers. I'm grateful to be asked to join the club.
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